Don't ping me
A stupid minecraft Fabric/Quilt mod which closes your game if your username is written in any way (either the server welcoming you or a player mentioning your name).
Requirements/Dependencies
- Fabric / Quilt
- Fabric API / QSL (fabric-message-api-v1 is required more specifically, which should be bundled by either of these mods)
FAQ
- Why?
Because reasons, and eggs. No but seriously, april 1st is in two days at the time of writing and I find the idea of "crashing" when having your name mentioned in any way both stupid and funny at the same time. You're free to troll your friends with this btw, just hope that the server won't mention your friend's name on join.
- Can you do X ?
No, but you are free to do whatever you want since this mod is in the public domain.
- Edition: Minecraft Java
- File type: .jar
- Minecraft versions listed: 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2
- How to install: Install the matching mod loader (Forge, Fabric or NeoForge) for your Minecraft version. → Download the .jar. → Put it in the .minecraft/mods folder and launch that loader profile.
- Where to get it: Opens on Modrinth — not every file is mirrored on our own servers.
Install steps are the general flow for this file type — How to install Minecraft Java mods & modpacks walks through it step by step.
- Ships as dontpingme-1.0.jar — drop this file into the mods folder
- Download size: 21 KB
- Download link checked 6 Sept 2026 — working
These come from our own check of the pack file, not from the source page.