
Milking Players
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Milking Players is a simple April Fool's mod that lets you milk players. That's right! Tired of dealing with negative effects when there’s no cow around? Just take your bucket and drink some milk! Sounds easy, right? Well… not quite. It’s not completely free.
Milking consumes 4 hunger points (
) per bucket. Saturation is consumed first, and then food level. It also requires player to unequip the chestplate, which is a very important armor piece, in order to use this feature. Mod is designed to be a fun joke rather than a cheat to keep the gameplay fair and enjoyable.
Get ready. It's milkin' time!
Compatibility
Mod integrates with Wildfire's Female Gender Mod and Farmer's Delight, and also supports extensive config customization.
Farmer's Delight
With this mod you can milk players using glass bottles to get milk bottles. Since one bucket equals four bottles, each milking only consumes 1 hunger point (
) per bottle.Female Gender Mod
With this mod milking depends on the gender of the player being milked. You can choose which genders are milkable in the mod config.
Configuration
Milking Players provides both common and client configs, giving you а full control over how it behaves.
Keep in mind, that common config affects only if it is changed from the server side, while the client config is personalized for each user, regardless of the server.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Can I use this mod in my modpack?
A. Yes. Feel free to use Milking Players in any modpack, and customize it how you like. Just don’t claim the mod as your own.
Q. Are you going to backport this mod to older versions?
A. Currently, there are no plans to backport to older versions, but the mod may be updated to newer versions.
Q. Why can’t I milk players in Creative mode?
A. Players in Creative mode have no hunger bar, so they cannot be milked. Likewise, if a Creative player milks you, you won’t lose any hunger.
Q. Why does this mod exist?
A. Well, this mod is meant purely as a joke and for fun. I haven’t seen mods with a similar idea, so Milking Players aims to be something new with unique mod integrations.
Q. Where did the idea come from?
A. The idea came from a youtube video by Addictive Flames. I found it really funny, and since this mechanic was only available with Origins mod, I decided to turn it into an independent mod. Besides, the mod only takes a milking mechanic from it and improves it, polishing the idea.
- Edition: Minecraft Java
- File type: .jar
- Minecraft versions listed: 1.20, 1.20.1
- How to install: Install the matching mod loader (Forge, Fabric or NeoForge) for your Minecraft version. → Download the .jar. → Put it in the .minecraft/mods folder and launch that loader profile.
- Where to get it: Opens on Modrinth — not every file is mirrored on our own servers.
Install steps are the general flow for this file type — How to install Minecraft Java mods & modpacks walks through it step by step.
- Ships as MilkingPlayers-1.20.1-1.0.0.jar — drop this file into the mods folder
- Download size: 65 KB
- Download link checked 7 Sept 2026 — working
These come from our own check of the pack file, not from the source page.