Mercadona

PARODY/JOKE MOD

Altough the mod is perfectly playable and adds lots of content, it's not meant to be taken too seriously.

ABOUT THE MOD

This mod adds new structures, tools, foods, dimensions and bosses.

Mercadonium isn't just an upgraded version of Netherite, it's more like gold. Very efficient (between 10 y 13 depending on tool. 27 with the hoe), but not very lasting (400 uses). however, it can be upgraded.

The definitive tool, reinforced Mercadonium not only has the efficiency of its antecesor, but also the resistance of diamond tier tools (1500 uses). They are obtained by upgrading Mercadonium tools with a Mercadonium smithing template.

BLOCKS:

• GUACAMOLE BLOCK: You can go trough it and it can be crafted using 9 guacamoles.
• BANANA BLOCK: Made out of 9 bananas, ¡Don't slip on it!
• NACHOS BLOCK: Made with 4 nachos.

FOODS:

• TOMATO: Found around the world or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• FRIED TOMATO: Made by cooking tomato or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• CACAOLAT: Made with cocoa, milk and sugar or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• AVOCADO:Found around the world or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• GUACAMOLE: Made with tomato and avocado or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• PRE-COOKED LASAGNA: Made with wheat (3), cooked steak (3) and fried tomato (3) or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• PRE-COOKED SPINACH LASAGNA: Made with wheat (3), any type of leaf (3) and fried tomato (3) or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• SPANISH TORTILLA WITH ONIONS: Made with eggs (3), cooked potato (3) and beetroot (3) or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• SPANISH TORTILLA: Made with eggs (3) and cooked potato (3) or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• FROZEN CAKE:

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Obtained by killing a Minimum wage Mercadona employee.

• MOLTEN CAKE: Made by cooking a frozen cake.
• NACHOS: Made with wheat (4) or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• HORCHATA: Made with whater, milk and sugar or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• GAZPACHO: Made with water, tomato (2) and beetroot or sold by a Mercadona employee.
• CUQUITOS: Sold by a Mercadona employee.
• WHEAT TORTILLAS: Made with bread or sold by a Mercadona employee.

COMIDAS ESPECIALES:

• FLORIDA:

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It's not a food, it's used to open a portal to the Mercadona dimension. Can be crafted with water, orange dye and sugar (7).

• BAHAMAS

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It's not a food, it's used to open a portal to the Hacendado dimension. Can be crafted with water, molten cake (3) and sugar (5).

• SUPER LASAGNA:

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When eaten grants haste, conduit power, health boost, luck, jump boost, levitation, dolphin's grace, fire resistance, hero of the village, instant health and night vision; but will teleport you to the Mercadona dimension. Can be crafted combining a pre-cooked lasagna and a pre-cooked spinach lasagna.

• HIBUPROFEN:

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Grants the archivement "Sweet dreams" and shoots to the ground potions of healing, turtle master (slowness IV, resistance III), speed and fire resistance. It also spawns exactly 15 bats. Can be found in an Hacendado factory and can be duplicated in a crafting table surraunding it with poppies (7) and placing a gold ingot or also it can be sold by Wandering traders. Read the instructions of this medicine and ask your pharmacist.

PROGRESSION

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VILLAGERS

In Mercadona structures you may find Mercadona employees. Their working bench is a Block of Mercadona which can be found in the checkouts. These villagers sell all shorts of Mercadona foods.

MERCADONA DIMENSION

The Mercadona dimension can be accesed creating a portal out of Guacamole blocks and lighting it with Florida.

Once inside the Mercadona dimension, you can dive into the caves to find Mercadonium. Mercadonium ore must be mined with at least an iron pickaxe. It works exactly the same as the rest of vanilla minerals: when broken it will drop Raw mercadonium, which must be cooked in order to make a Mercadonium ingot. Making tools and armor is the same as vanilla Minecraft.

You're not alone in the Mercadona dimension, aside from zombies, these creatures can aslo spawn:

• Minimum wage Mercadona employee: Extremely agressive creature. It is quick and can catch you off guard. It has 35 health and when killed will drop Frozen cake.
• The being: Also agressive, The being will atack from distance, throwing guacamole at you. It has 50 health and when killed will drop Guacamole.

You may also find these creatures in a Mercadona dungeon. A structure that can spawn both in the Mercadona dimension and the Hacendado dimension. Here you can find a chest with a Mercadonium smithing template, which is used to upgrade Mercadonium to reinfroced Mercadonium.

Reinforced Mercadonium recipe:

Once you craft reinforced Mercadonium, you can start to make reinforced Mercadonium tools:

In order to duplicate the smithing template:

HACENDADO DIMENSION

The Hacendado dimension can be accesed creating a portal out of Black wool and lighting it with Bahamas.

Once there, you must find a structure. And inside you will find the final boos, Juan Roig Alfonso.

Juan Roig Alfonso has 150 health, great speed and constant distance atacks. But if you defeat him, you will obtain a great amount of experience and the definitive tool: the Mercadonium swiss knife, which is a combination of all tools. It can also be reinforced.