ANAHKEN's Death Messages

A resource pack to take some of the pressure of dying away!

Changes all vanilla death messages to be more funny, so you can have a quick laugh before rushing to grab your items before they despawn.

• death.attack.cactus: [Defender] dabbed up a cactus
• death.attack.cactus.player: [Defender] dabbed up a cactus while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.drown: [Defender] tried to breath water
• death.attack.drown.player: [Defender] tried to breath water while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.dryout: [Defender] forgot to drink water
• death.attack.dryout.player: [Defender] forgot to drink water whilst fighting [Attacker]
• death.attack.flyIntoWall: [Defender] tried to eat drywall at 1500mph (or 2414.016km an hour)
• death.attack.flyIntoWall.player: [Defender] tried to eat drywall at 1500mph (or 2414.016km an hour) while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.explosion: [Defender]'s main goal was to blow up
• death.attack.explosion.player: [Attacker]'s main goal was to blow up [Defender]
• death.attack.explosion.player.item: [Attacker]'s main goal was to blow up [Defender] using [Item]
• death.attack.badRespawnPoint.message: [Defender] tried to sleep in hell
• death.attack.fall: [Defender] went for the 1 block diagonal for the raw beef
• death.attack.fall.player: [Defender] went for the 1 block diagonal for the raw beef while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.fell.accident.generic: [Defender] missed the MLG water bucket
• death.fell.accident.ladder: [Defender] missed the final bar on the ladder
• death.fell.accident.vines: [Defender] tried to become Tarzan
• death.fell.accident.weeping_vines: [Defender] realized that the vines were going through too much
• death.fell.accident.twisting_vines: [Defender] fell down the spiral staircase
• death.fell.accident.scaffolding: [Defender] forgot to place scaffolding while building
• death.fell.accident.other_climbable: [Defender] fell off
• death.fell.accident.water: [Defender] fell out of water... somehow.
• death.fell.killer: [Defender] fell off a cliff
• death.fell.assist: "Long live the king." - [Attacker] said after [Defender] fell off a cliff
• death.fell.assist.item: "Long live the king." - [Attacker] said after [Defender] fell off a cliff using [Item]
• death.attack.stalagmite: [Defender] stepped on a LEGO
• death.attack.stalagmite.player: [Defender] stepped on a LEGO while fighting [Attacker]
• death.attack.anvil: [Defender] got bonked by an anvil
• death.attack.fallingBlock: [Defender] forgot how to breath
• death.attack.fallingStalactite: [Defender] got a LEGO thrown at them
• death.attack.inFire: [Defender] became well done
• death.attack.inFire.player: [Defender] became well done while fighting [Attacker]
• death.attack.onFire: [Defender] got overcooked
• death.attack.onFire.player: [Defender] got overcooked whilst fighting [Attacker]
• death.attack.fireworks: [Defender] forgot that fireworks explode
• death.attack.fireworks.item: [Defender] forgot that fireworks explode when [Attacker] used [Item]
• death.attack.lava: [Defender] made a 5-Minute Craft hot spring
• death.attack.lava.player: [Defender] tried to make a 5-Minute Craft hot spring while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.lightningBolt: "May Zeus strike me down if I'm lying." - [Defender]'s last words
• death.attack.lightningBolt.player: "May Zeus strike me down if I'm lying." - [Defender]'s last words after [Attacker] struck them down
• death.attack.hotFloor: [Defender] sucumbed to the floor tentacles
• death.attack.hotFloor.player: [Defender] sucumbed to the floor tentacles while fighting [Attacker]
• death.attack.magic: [Defender] realized they weren't a wizard
• death.attack.magic.player: [Defender] realized they weren't a wizard while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.indirectMagic: [Defender] realized they were a worse wizard than [Attacker]
• death.attack.indirectMagic.item: [Defender] realized they were a worse wizard than [Attacker] when they used [Item]
• death.attack.freeze: [Defender] got trapped in a walk-in freezer
• death.attack.freeze.player: [Defender] got trapped in a walk-in freezer cause of [Attacker]
• death.attack.mob: [Defender] had a skill issue while fighting a [Attacker]
• death.attack.player: [Defender] had a skill issue while fighting [Attacker]
• death.attack.mob.item: [Defender] had a skill issue while fighting a [Attacker] using [Item]
• death.attack.player.item: [Defender] had a skill issue while fighting [Attacker] using [Item]
• death.attack.sting: [Defender] threw a rock at a bee nest
• death.attack.sting.item: [Defender] died to [Attacker]'s BEEEEEES using [Item]
• death.attack.sonic_boom: [Defender]'s volume got cranked up to 11
• death.attack.sonic_boom.item: [Defender]'s volume got cranked up to 11 by [Attacker] wielding [Item]
• death.attack.mace_smash: [Defender] got dunked on by [Attacker]
• death.attack.mace_smash.item: [Defender] got dunked on [Attacker] with [Item]
• death.attack.spear: [Defender] got hit in their Achilles heel cause of [Attacker]
• death.attack.spear.item: [Defender] got hit in their Achilles heel cause of [Attacker] using [Item]
• death.attack.arrow: [Defender] got 360 no-scoped by [Attacker]
• death.attack.arrow.item: [Defender] got 360 no-scoped by [Attacker] using [Item]
• death.attack.thrown: [Defender] got slapped by [Attacker]
• death.attack.thrown.item: [Defender] got slapped by [Attacker] using [Item]
• death.attack.fireball: [Defender] was fireballed by [Attacker]
• death.attack.fireball.item: [Defender] was fireballed by [Attacker] using [Item]
• death.attack.witherSkull: [Defender] became a real life skull emoji cause of [Attacker]
• death.attack.witherSkull.item: [Defender] became a real life skull emoji cause of [Attacker] using [Item]
• death.attack.starve: [Defender] ate air instead of food
• death.attack.starve.player: [Defender] ate air instead of food while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.inWall: [Defender] noclipped into the Backrooms
• death.attack.inWall.player: [Defender] noclipped into the Backrooms while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.cramming: [Defender] got into a hydraulic press
• death.attack.cramming.player: [Defender] got into a hydraulic press while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.outsideBorder: [ERROR]: [Defender]'s coordinates are outside the acceptable range
• death.attack.outsideBorder.player: [ERROR]: [Defender]'s coordinates were outside the acceptable range while they were trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.sweetBerryBush: [Defender] smelled the roses a bit too much
• death.attack.sweetBerryBush.player: [Defender] smelled the roses a bit too much while trying to escape [Attacker]
• death.attack.thorns: [Defender] got poked by [Attacker]'s armor
• death.attack.thorns.item: [Defender] got poked by [Attacker]'s [Item]
• death.attack.trident: [Defender] got poked by [Attacker]
• death.attack.trident.item: [Defender] got poked by [Attacker]'s [Item]
• death.attack.outOfWorld: [Defender] jumped into the void
• death.attack.outOfWorld.player: [Defender] jumped into the void because they didn't want to live in the same world as [Attacker]
• death.attack.wither: [Defender] got thanos snapped
• death.attack.wither.player: [Defender] got [Attacker]s snapped
• death.attack.generic: [Defender]'s name was written in the Death Note
• death.attack.generic.player: [Defender] was written in [Attacker]'s death note
• death.attack.even_more_magic: [Defender] died of cringe