"It seems that everyone has been building dirt houses lately, so we decided to make one of our own."
Welcome to the Valorian Minecraft Server's 3rd Place Entry of the Machinima MTV Crib contest! A fully functional, snazzy Dirt Mansion playing off of the common minecraft comment "I built a dirt house today." I don't think any of us know how many rooms are in this mansion... but feel free to count them and find out for yourself (you may think we're joking, but we're not. The mansion's so large that we consistently get lost in it)! There are also many easter eggs to discover, if you're the adventuresome type.
Built on the Valorian Minecraft Server. Minecraft 1.2.3 (before varied wood was added).
Builders: Valorman1, SCristescu, MrHappyTinkles, Sentaul, Sentaru, Carlotta4th, Trammerse, Jamriko, Juno, Xorama, Aninochi, Jared4242, LadyFajra, Jfontain, Jakar_Windsailor, Nil8, Ezzick, Onyx_Reaper,
FAQ:
Q: Was this really built with dirt, or with something else and then changed afterward?
A: It was really built with dirt. Here's a WIP screenshot of the pool area.
Q: How long did this take to build?
A: About 2 days (the contest had a deadline, so we had to finish it before then).
Welcome to the Valorian Minecraft Server's 3rd Place Entry of the Machinima MTV Crib contest! A fully functional, snazzy Dirt Mansion playing off of the common minecraft comment "I built a dirt house today." I don't think any of us know how many rooms are in this mansion... but feel free to count them and find out for yourself (you may think we're joking, but we're not. The mansion's so large that we consistently get lost in it)! There are also many easter eggs to discover, if you're the adventuresome type.
Built on the Valorian Minecraft Server. Minecraft 1.2.3 (before varied wood was added).
Builders: Valorman1, SCristescu, MrHappyTinkles, Sentaul, Sentaru, Carlotta4th, Trammerse, Jamriko, Juno, Xorama, Aninochi, Jared4242, LadyFajra, Jfontain, Jakar_Windsailor, Nil8, Ezzick, Onyx_Reaper,
FAQ:
Q: Was this really built with dirt, or with something else and then changed afterward?
A: It was really built with dirt. Here's a WIP screenshot of the pool area.
Q: How long did this take to build?
A: About 2 days (the contest had a deadline, so we had to finish it before then).
Quick facts
- Edition: Minecraft Java
- File type: .zip (world save)
- How to install: Download the .zip world. → Unzip it. → Move the folder into .minecraft/saves.
- Where to get it: In MC Java Mods, or directly above on this page.
Install steps are the general flow for this file type — How to install Minecraft Java maps & worlds walks through it step by step.
Verified by MCModsHub
- Downloads as 334411.zip
- Download size: 1.6 MB
- Download link checked 28 Aug 2026 — working
- Mirrored on our own servers — the download does not depend on the original host
These come from our own check of the pack file, not from the source page.